November 27, 2008

NEVER TOO LATE

IDEA # 004 Canadian Winter Free Running Shoes

Take your favorite brand of running shoes add in the sport of Parkour(free running) and do it all in the Canadian winter.  

The shoes will have spikey bits like cleats in the toes so that when in full sprint you can get a good grip on slippery icy streets. Kind of like toe pics that figure skaters have. There will also be grip on the back heels for grinding and turning. The shoes will be well insulated to keep your toes toasty like winter boots.
 They will have 
extra support and thickness and spongey bounce in the soles to help with hard landings on cold surfaces. They will strap on and not lace up. We all know how difficult it is to lace up snowy boots in the winter. The bottoms of the shoes will be slick so that you can slide across streets making free running as effective as summer skateboarding. 

Canadian Winter Parkour= This is the ultimate form of transportation for the cold months in Canada. In fact we really have a new sport here for the adventurous Northern types. Slide across streets, scale buildings and slip past the cops on your way to get a hot chocolate.

November 24, 2008

IDEAS ARE CHEAP!

Ideas are cheap that is why I am willing to give them away. 
If they are not treated as precious you will continue to make more and more.



IDEA #003 = Photosensitive fighting neon skeletons.

They will mainly be constructed out of paper. They can be put under black-light so that their neon ribs will glow.  The light will cause a reaction so that their two arms punch out at random. Two figures can be put facing each other so that they 
can have a boxing match. Another option is to have them solar powered. They will be sold for around $7 at head-shops, clothing stores and shops like San Francisco. Maybe they will become a super fad making the producer millions. Good luck to them.

Also...... someone should make a crystal skull earring if they haven't already.

November 20, 2008

KILL THE KING

Take in a breath of fresh air.  Pull the trigger. Kill the king.

Before I begin with today's idea.......... 
I have some stuff I have to tape it back together.

Recently, my empire crumbled. Every great man takes great pains and love to build a new empire. This man is no different. I will build my castle with my own hands. I will build it better with the help of my friends. There is a new fuel in my blood. There are new ideas in this machine.

I have asked 1 million questions. I have listened to the answers intent and interested, sponging up the knowledge received. I can't remember anything anymore. There is too much in my brain it is leaking out...... and not in small drips, it gushes forth like like a dyke unplugged. I have invented and improved hundreds of great inventions, all of which have never made it to market and never will. I have started paintings I intend to finish later. I draw everyday. I have loved and lost.
 

Now, I'm bored. Now, I am dissatisfied. In my age I have also become jaded. Now what is left for me to do? 

-Make new dreams and blog, because somewhere in cyberspace, what I cant be bothered to remember will be remembered. Thanks technology:)

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IDEA # 002 MIRACLE TAPE

Back to this idea of taping........

 I was at a buddies helping with some renovations, but mostly drawing while he did his thing.  I had to Tuck tape the Tyvek around the window while he worked on the drywall. He broke off a dull exacto blade for the job he was doing.  I recovered it from the dusty floor. I attached the blade to the end of the tape, that way I could both cut the next piece of tape needed and know exactly where the end of the tape began. So logical, why hadn't anyone thought of this before, instead of doing an ugly tape fold........ or feeling around for the thickness like a blind man........why not offer a device that could be stuck to the end flap of your tape? This device could also be responsible for cutting the next piece of tape.  The tape companies could make millions and it would only cost pennies to provide.  There are these plastic business card sized letter openers I've seen that would be perfect for this job. It's Lagnaippe, that little something x-tra.  I am most impressed by the simple things!

If you have insomnia, you'll probably see me one night at 4 am as your flipping past color bars and Ronco food dehydrator specials. I'll have my little spot.......... enthusiastically selling my little tape device.

I will call it my WONDER MIRACLE BLADE!

It is your turn to turn it up to 11, and make your future taping that much easier. 
Good luck and may the force of adhesion be with you.

November 19, 2008

HOW I GOT HERE

Idea #001 - START THIS BLOG.

I was born, a bunch of stuff happened, went to school, travelled, did a whole bunch more stuff and now I find myself here.

The back story will eventually come out in the present story. Damn I was cute then, things haven't really changed ;) My life is an intriguing and interesting story, I swear.  

I wear it like a tattoo.

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